- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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