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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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