- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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