Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Women's rights.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

tim has no humor

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's two plus two? Window

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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