"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Women's rights.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

tim has no humor

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's two plus two? Window

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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