Oh s***

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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