- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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