- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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