Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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