Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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