Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A woman wears a dress.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Katy Perry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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