- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Wenis Penis

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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