"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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