- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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