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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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