A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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