Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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