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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Lets Go Lakers!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney