- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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