- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

How High is a Chinese man

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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