- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.