Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

if you don't like this you're gay

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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