roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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