- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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