- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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