- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Cancer.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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