Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Heskey time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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