- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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