- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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