Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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