Misner is a twat.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Anti Joke

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