- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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