Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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