- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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