- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

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