prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

eoin burgin is fat

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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