- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

The truth is he loves her!!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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