A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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