Why did jim all I over? He dies

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Women can vote? WTF

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

an emo girl walked into a white room

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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