- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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