Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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star wars kid

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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alert("Hello");

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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