What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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lets bomb africa

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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THE GAME

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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