What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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