who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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they told me not to write here but i did

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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