- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Want to hear a Joke? No.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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