Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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