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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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