- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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