- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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