Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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your face is kinda funny

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Anti Joke

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