- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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