one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

The word "Walter" is never funny.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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