- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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