What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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