- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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