- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

This is a joke.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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