Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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