A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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hi michael

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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