- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

drew edminstin is a rat

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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