- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Women's rights

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Click here for free sandwich.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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