- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

one of the idiot

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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