Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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