I? Everett

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Jack Stevens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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A midget walked under a bar.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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autsim

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Anti Joke

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