- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

can you touch your toes? no

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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