What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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My mum is called Steve

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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