- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

One, two, three, four and five

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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