What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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