Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

eoin burgin is fat

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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