Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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