- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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