Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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