Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

thumb_up thumb_down -29

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

thumb_up thumb_down -29

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops