Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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women's rights

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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