- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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