Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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