Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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