why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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