What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Turkeys are obese

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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