- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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