- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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