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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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