- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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