why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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where's mom I killed her

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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