Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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