- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

hashtags suck balls

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Your mother just died.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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