- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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