Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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