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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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