Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Anti Joke

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