- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Fat people

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Abortion

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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