- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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