Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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black people

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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