Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

I like poop in my butt

What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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