- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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