- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

your mom gave me head.....phones

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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