why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

im gay

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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