- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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