- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do vampires cross the sea in?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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