- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the dog die? He was old

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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