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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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