- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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