- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

haha black people :D

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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