- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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