what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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VAL SUCKS

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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