How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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