So FDR walks into a bar.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Matthew Baker

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Granny porn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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