Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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call me maybe.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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my mind's eye?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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