Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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haha

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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