Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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are u black unlucky

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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dallen loves penis

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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