- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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