Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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