Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Yo mama so fat.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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