- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How high is the sky? True or False

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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