what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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