Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

why did katy fall off her bike?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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