How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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