Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

I'm HIV positive.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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