- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

I'm homeless.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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