- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Whats green? The color green.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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