Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Female Orgasms

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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