- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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