What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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one of the idiot

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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RUN

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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