- Anti Joke

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ