- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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