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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

So a seal walks into a club.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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