- Anti Joke

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.