Stephen Hawking can walk

Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Women's rights

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

I drive a 'rarri

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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