Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Anti Joke

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