Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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