What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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arena football

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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