- Anti Joke

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.