A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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